Gender Moonbattery: Off the Charts

One of the most frightening things out there is to realise that so many things you read or hear about which surely is all but a joke is in fact being presented with utmost seriousness. Some of these things are so utterly ridiculous that you can only hope it comes from a satire site, or is some old Monty Python skit, or is some sick April Fool’s Day joke.

But sadly too often they are in fact actually being said or offered with a straight face, and in all seriousness. That makes it much worse of course. Idiocy presented as idiocy is one thing, but when it is actually meant to be taken with the utmost seriousness then you know we are in big doo doo.

Consider something I stumbled upon tonight which I am still hoping and praying is just a spoof, just a send-up, just a hilarious prank. But I have a sinking feeling it is being palmed off as legit. I refer to this amazing website:

moonbattery 2It is a list of genders – a big list. Oh boy, here we go again. Another list with dozens of items to choose from. But this one is even worse than that: at my count there were 112 genders thus far, and seemingly the sky’s the limit. It seems to be sort of like a Wikipedia entry where anyone can come along and add anything they like to what is already there.

So folks can waltz on over here and add any old gender they happen to dream up. I kid you not. This is how the list begins:

Gender Master List
This is an ongoing list of gender identities. If you see an identity with a confusing or wrong description, feel free to message us about it and we will answer as soon as possible. Feel free to mix and match your own prefixes and suffixes to create the identity that best describes you.
Any gender named _gender may be made into _boy, _girl, _nonbinary, etc. (example: demigender, demiboy, demigirl, deminonbinary)

Really. I am not making this up folks. So, here we have 112 genders and counting. Let me offer to you just the first dozen from the list:

Abimegender: a gender that is profound, deep, and infinite; meant to resemble when one mirror is reflecting into another mirror creating an infinite paradox
Adamasgender: a gender which refuses to be categorized
Aerogender: a gender that is influenced by your surroundings
Aesthetigender: a gender that is derived from an aesthetic; also known as videgender
Affectugender: a gender that is affected by mood swings
Agender: the feeling of no gender/absence of gender or neutral gender
Agenderflux: being mostly agender except having small shifts towards other genders making them demigenders (because of the constancy of being agender)
Alexigender: a gender that is fluid between more than one gender but the individual cannot tell what those genders are
Aliusgender: a gender which is removed from common gender descriptors and guidelines
Amaregender: a gender that changes depending on who you’re in love with
Ambigender: defined as having the feeling of two genders simultaneously without fluctuation; meant to reflect the concept of being ambidextrous, only with gender
Ambonec: identifying as both man and woman, yet neither at the same time

And I haven’t even gotten out of the ‘A’s with those twelve. This is spooky as all get out. But wait, there’s more. Here is how its FAQ page begins:

Frequently Asked Questions
With 2,000+ followers, we get a lot of questions every day! To better help you, please look through the FAQ below to see if there is already an answer to your question. If you aren’t satisfied with one of the answers or below or your question isn’t here, head on over to the ask and send your question in! We will get to you as soon as possible.
What is genderfluidity?
Genderfluidity is a gender that is fluid. It is not static and may change over time or depending on the situation. There is no limit to the amount of genders one may feel that they flux through.
Am I genderfluid?
It is up to you to decide whether or not you are genderfluid. No one else can tell you that you are or not. Ultimately, it is your gender and identity, and if it feels right to you, then you are genderfluid. If you’re still unsure, take some time to learn more about genderfluidity and experiment with new names and pronouns. There’s no rush in determining your identity.
Can you suggest names starting with the letter __?
If you are looking for a name starting with a certain letter, we recommend you check out Babble or Nameberry. Both sites have a long comprehensive list of names that you can sort between letter, neutral/masculine/feminine, origin and more. You can also check, or

Um yep, I am still not making this up folks. And just when you thought it could not possibly get any worse, we then discover that there is another list. Yep, it is the “Orientation Master List,” complete with 71 names (at last count). But I am sure that will soar well into the hundreds soon enough as well. Let me offer that one as well, with its first dozen names:

Orientation Master List
This is an ongoing list of orientations. If you see an orientation with a confusing or wrong description, feel free to message us about it and we will answer as soon as possible.
There are six types of attraction.
-sexual: “I want to have sex with you”
-romantic: “I want to date you”
-sensual: “I want to hug/kiss you”
-platonic: “I want to be friends with you”
-aesthetic: “You look nice”
-alterous: can best be described as desiring emotional closeness with someone; is neither platonic nor romantic but rather somewhere in between the two

All types of attractions may be used as suffixes along with “-fluid” and “-flux”. Feel free to mix and match your own prefixes and suffixes to create the orientation that best describes you.
A- : lack of attraction
Abro- : having an orientation or feelings about it that constantly change and cannot be pinned down for this reason
Aceflux: similar to genderflux where the intensity of sexual attraction you feel fluctuates; asexual to demisexual to allosexual and back
Aego- : feeling attraction or desire only for situations that does not involve oneself; previously known as autochoris-
Akoi- : the feeling of attraction but not wanting it reciprocated or losing it when it is reciprocated; used as an alternative and potentially less problematic form of lithosexual/lithoromantic
Aliqua- : not normally feeling attraction, but feeling it on occassion under specific circumstances
Amicus- : when you’re attracted to people you’re platonically attracted to
Amorplatonic: experiencing romantic attraction but only wanting to be in queerplatonic/quasiplatonic relationships
Apothi- : being aromantic/asexual and not experiencing any romantic/sexual feelings in any shape or form; aromantic/asexual individuals who are romance/sex repulsed
Aromantic: feeling no romantic attraction regardless of gender or situation
Aroflux: similar to genderflux where the intensity or romantic attraction you feel fluctuates; aromantic to demiromantic to alloromantic and
Arospike/Acespike: feeling no attraction except in occasional bursts of intense attraction and then plummeting back to no attraction

Right. Got that. And there are plenty of favourites to choose from here. It really is like a Chinese restaurant, where we get to choose one (or more) from Column A, and one (or more) from Column B. Here are some of my fav genders:

Cavusgender: for people with depression; when you feel one gender when not depressed and another when depressed
Commogender: when you know you aren’t cisgender, but you settled with your assigned gender for the time being
Glimragender: a faintly shining, wavering gender
Perigender: identifying with a gender but not as a gender
Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was

And some of my fav orientations:

Cetero- : the feeling of attraction towards nonbinary people; replaces skolio- because “skolio” means bent or broken and implies that nonbinary people must be fixed; this is reserved for trans/nonbinary individuals because cis people were judging nonbinary people based off of presentation alone
Ficto- : only felling a certain type of attraction towards fictional characters
Iculasexual: being asexual but open to having sex
Pomo- : the feeling of having no orientation
Sans- : when there’s no trend line in the attraction one feels, it just does what it does

This is just terrific. No more lousy confining binary gender choices – the sky’s the limit! And there you thought there were way too many flavours of ice cream to choose from. You ain’t seen nothing yet. I suspect soon enough both master lists will each contain over 7 billion names – one for each person on the planet in fact. And why not? If biology and reality are now simply things that we make up as we go along, then who is to argue with that?

I of course am left completely speechless here – which is a fairly rare thing for me. But fortunately I have been rescued by English atheist and commentator, Brendan O’Neill. This is how he nicely summarises things:

“Aerogender: a gender that is influenced by your surroundings.” Like, if you walk into a pink room you become a woman? These people are completely nuts.

Couldn’t agree more Brendan, couldn’t agree more.

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10 Replies to “Gender Moonbattery: Off the Charts”

  1. It’s not really funny as this is becoming a warped reality but perhaps humour is a coping mechanism!! Some wag wrote “My mate is being oppressed by the police and even arrested for self-identifying as Miranda Kerr’s bathtowel. There he was, waiting as she got out of the shower, and she called the cops. Talk about oppression!”
    and Brendan O’Neill wrote “We should make some up and send them in. Alcogender: where your gender is determined by how pissed you are.”

  2. As my mum used to say when I was young:

    “That is why the word asylum is on the outside of the building.”

    This is nothing more than the work of the devil him/her/it/cis self. —- sorry Bill I couldn’t help it!

    Thanks again for all you do for society Bill – and for the next generations. I talk to my daughters often about what you say. God Bless.

  3. If this stuff is true, it appears that gender is psychosomatic rather than chromosomatic.

  4. My power company here in NZ recently invited us to complete a survey. The gender question had only 3 choices, the third being “gender diverse”. When I asked why they had the third choice they replied “we believe gender identity is about how a person identifies themselves “. They explained that they were guided by a non-mandatory statistical standard, saying …
    “As leaders of the Official Statistics System (OSS), Statistics New Zealand have developed a statistical standard for the collection and dissemination of data on gender identity. The objectives of the statistical standard for gender identity are to:
    -standardise definitions and measures of gender identity data across the OSS, to improve accessibility, interpretability, and comparability of data, and reduce duplication of effort
    -meet human rights requirements for data collection and to support the legal requirements of the Human Rights Act 1993
    -enable policy-makers to develop measures that will address matters of importance affecting gender minority groups. This will more adequately address the needs of these people across the gender identity spectrum in areas such as health, social, education, and employment.”
    We left our previous power company some years ago when they started advertising homosexuality as acceptable. We will probably be leaving our current company now too, although we are going to try to fight this craziness first.
    Talk about a lost and confused world: Don’t know who we are (trying to redefine ourselves through a flag change???), don’t even know what marriage or gender means anymore!
    That’s why we take the Gospel to the streets, to the market place, to the doorsteps – to bring light to those who will receive, and to warn of eternal darkness to the rest.

  5. I wonder which is worse…the people who claim to be one of these numerous genders or the people who believe in and promote them.
    This is mass mental illness, on a grand scale. No well-balanced human could ever believe that there were more than two genders, based on our biological equipment. We know that very rare cases such as those with Klinefelters syndrome have an extra X chromosome, but that doesn’t make them female or bisexual; in fact, this only affects males and they normally have male genitals anyway!
    At this rate, the “bathroom bills” will have to be revised to accommodate so many different genders that companies and schools will have to build entire new blocks of toilets to cater for them all!

  6. This sounds like someone doing research for a Phd.
    I have heard it said that the biggest sex organ in the body is the brain. No Doubt!
    Is this the ultimate exegesis of Prov 23.7?
    “For as he thinks within himself so is he” NASB
    God help us when our brain goes out for lunch, and will order anything but the word of God.

  7. Dear Bill.

    Thanks for the opportunity of studying your articles. Each article you publish both encourages me yet dismays me.

    One things for sure, the enemies of The Lord Jesus seem to be making shocking progress in our schools while the Church is largely sleeping.

    As this message as taken me round about 60 minutes to compose please don’t expect me to respond much to your articles except in a brief line or two as my education was not very good and I struggle writing and speaking.

    Today, (after reading one of your brilliant articles) I was reading about a gay/lesbian/trans publishing house who publish books and films in order to brainwash 3,4, 5 year old kids in schools. I couldn’t believe it. I have had it up to me back-teeth with this ungodly schemes and their ungodly yearnings to get to our children while the US/UK governments are turning a blind eye at what is clearly a depraved desire to get their hands on our kids at any cost. Today, 20161, it makers me shiver with disgust that these predators can get anywhere near the school gates not to mention be invited to teach their kids filth.

    I believe this publishing house is called: Rampant Flamingo.

    What a stench of filth they Publish.

    I wish I could do more but I can’t. Yes, I pray for your ministry etc. But the situation is so serious that to not do something shames me.

  8. I was reading one of my children some Aboriginal legends and kept noticing how strict the lines are for males and females in their culture. In this children’s book it clearly delineated that some things were men’s business only and other things women’s business. I hope the Aboriginals stand up and speak out against this gender bender crap.

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