Jenner, Transgender and Trans-Lunacy

As many of you might have heard, Bruce Jenner (and that is who he is, not Caitlyn) was recently named “Woman of the Year”. Yes you heard me right: Woman of the Year! Um, I realise that much of the West has gone absolutely mad, but for those few individuals left with their minds and morality intact, let me state the obvious: Bruce is not a woman.

Never has been, never will be. He still has all his male chromosomes, male DNA, and male physical bits – yes he still has his MALE penis. He may mess with his body or mess with his mind, but he is still a male – end of story. He does not need surgery or implants or hormones or dresses; he needs therapy and counselling.

It is his mind that is messed up, not his body. Yet we have our moonbat elites celebrating and promoting this idiocy, including the dolts at Glamour magazine. This is of course an insult to women all around the world. Feminists should especially be screaming bloody murder here that their cause has been set back by decades.

jenner bCalling Jenner Woman of the Year makes as much sense as declaring that I am Milkshake of the Year. Hey, if he can get away with this utter insanity, then so can I. And if you have an issue with my transitioning into a milkshake, that is your problem: you are shakophobic and an intolerant bigot.

Milkshakes of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. It is time to end all unjust discrimination against milkshakes – now. I fully expect to make it as Time magazine’s Person of the Year – or Milkshake of the Year. President Obama of course needs to single me out and sing my praises, and soon Oprah should have me on her show.

I am proud to courageously lead the charge for milkshake rights. It is time for all those timid milkshakes to come out of the closet. And all ugly discrimination and bigotry must end now – by force of law. Here in Australia I plan to meet with Malcolm Turnbull to discuss how we milkshakes can achieve full equal rights and recognition. The Greens, Sex Party, and most ice cream parlours are already onside.

Oh, and I don’t mean to single out milkshakes as the only worthy candidates of things or its of the year. Many others could be mentioned. One friend has finally left the closet and I have such a high regard for his courage and honesty. He is finally becoming true to himself – or itself. Here he explains his “Helicopter Reassignment Procedure (HRP, or Herpes)”:

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m mad, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Wow, what an inspiring, moving story. So courageous. So beautiful. We salute you Simon, er, Apache. So glad you have finally come out of the closet – or hangar. You do us all proud. Ever consider running for high office? I think you could really go places.

Now, if all that sounds a bit bizarre – well, of course it is. And it is no more bizarre than having a man like Bruce pretending he is a woman. The truth is, this gender-bender lunacy is spiralling out of control. Each new day more madness is revealed, all in the name of trans’ rights.

Consider a few recent episodes – designed to really do your head in. Take this story about an Illinois high school:

The Obama administration is suing yet another school district for refusing to allow a biological teenage male to use the girls’ locker room, restroom, and shower facilities. Yesterday, the federal government found the school in violation of a new interpretation of Title IX, a 1972 law designed to prevent sex discrimination.
Nothing in the law – or any other federal civil rights legislation – specifies that it applies to transgender individuals. That decision came after what a district spokesperson described as months of negotiation.
A male student who identifies as female sued Township High School District 211 in 2014 for access to the female locker room. The district said the student could use a separate, private room instead.
“At some point, we have to balance the privacy rights of 12,000 students with other particular, individual needs of another group of students,” said District 211 Superintendent Daniel Cates. “We believe this infringes on the privacy of all the students that we serve.”
This wasn’t good enough for the ACLU, however, which represented the male student in a complaint filed with the U.S. Department of Education (DoE)’s Office for Civil Rights.

Yep, submit, or big brother will come after you. Welcome to our Brave New World of transgender moonbattery and coercion. And the political correctness keeps going from bad to worse. Check out this lulu of a headline: “Students: Transgender Woman Can’t Be Diversity Officer Because She’s a White Man Now.” The whole nutzo story is worth offering here:

A student who was born female felt perfectly comfortable identifying as a man at Wellesley College — until people said he shouldn’t be class diversity officer because he is now a white male. Timothy Boatwright was born a girl, and checked off the “female” box when applying to the Massachusetts all-women’s school, according to an article in the New York Times. But when he got there, he introduced himself as a “masculine-of-center genderqueer” person named “Timothy” (the name he picked for himself) and asked them to use male pronouns when referring to him.
And, by all accounts, Boatwright felt welcome on campus — until the day he announced that he wanted to run for the school’s office of multicultural affairs coordinator, whose job is to promote a “culture of diversity” on campus. But some students thought that allowing Boatwright to have the position would just perpetuate patriarchy. They were so opposed, in fact, that when the other three candidates (all women of color) dropped out, they started an anonymous Facebook campaign encouraging people not to vote at all to keep him from winning the position. “I thought he’d do a perfectly fine job, but it just felt inappropriate to have a white man there,” the student behind the so-called “Campaign to Abstain” said.
“It’s not just about that position either,” the student added. “Having men in elected leadership positions undermines the idea of this being a place where women are the leaders.” Boatwright told the Times that his high-school friends knew he was transgender, but he identified himself as female on the application to Wellesley because he didn’t want his mom to know. Of course, Wellesley is also a female school, and “it seemed awkward to write an application essay for a women’s college on why you were not a woman,” he said.

Yep, welcome to the new normal: transgender trans-sanity. Anyone can join – all you have to do is renounce all reason, rationality and morality, and you are in the club. Anything goes. After all, it is all about love isn’t it? And love knows no boundaries. Love does not discriminate. Love simply is.

So to hell with reality, biology, genetics and common sense. We are whatever we want to be. And given that I have always had a deep and abiding love of Dr Pepper, I am hoping that after my milkshake status dies down a bit, I will morph into my true identity and hopefully win the Dr Pepper of the Year award.

Let me finish with some wise words from Katy Faust:

A man has been named “woman of the year.” So, this begs question, what does it mean to be a woman? Does being a woman mean wearing dresses and putting on make-up? Is that the standard for womanhood these days? I have great compassion for Mr. Jenner. But if he can declare himself a woman and have it be so by his decree, then is there anything truly unique about being female? No. It reduces womanhood to wearing costumes.
I for one think that women are incredible. Truly. We are different from men and the entire world benefits because of it. Women tend to empathize more easily, and be more conciliatory. Our minds tend to be more concerned with relationships than outcomes. Our bodies are geared towards nurturing and sustaining life. Every cell of our bodies testify to the uniqueness of our sex, so not even surgical alterations of external organs will be able to change the differences in the way our minds work, and the way our eyes see, and the way our hands move to comfort the hurting and order the world around us. If your son is lost in the mall, who do you tell him to look to for help? A woman with children, every time. Because women are made to be safe havens.
Women are powerful. Our power does not come from trying to be like men, or trying to be men. Feminine power comes from being ourselves, and being altogether *unlike* men. When we minimize the glorious distinctions between men and women, we minimize what it means to be human. Because we are a gendered people, and that is *good.*
I wish you happiness and peace, Mr. Jenner. But you are no woman. No matter how many dresses you wear.

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16 Replies to “Jenner, Transgender and Trans-Lunacy”

  1. Bill – my mind was actually ‘bending’ while reading the last part of the post – I mean bent out of shape. I honestly could not comprehend that rationale of a woman becoming a member of an all male school – knowingly transitioning to a male and then wanting to bend the culture even more by perpetuating diversity. IS THIS WORLD MENTAL????

  2. Thanks Bill, the hilarity of it is likely to breed (regenerate) some sanity! Can I be a milkshake with you please? But sadly, the “Obamas” are steely minded about their program to change the culture of the West.

  3. So Bill you have transitioned from a Dr Pepper into a milkshake? Well why not, in these fluid trans times. I think I prefer you as a milkshake. More my kind of drink.

  4. Hi Bill, at the end of you post you quoted Katy Faust saying her words are wise. Yes, they are that but also much more. They are beautiful words. They are encouraging words. They are empowering words. They are true words.

    More young girls need to hear words like these.

    Young boys and girls can only gain a sense of certainty and function in this life through words like Katy’s. Her words are built on the surety of gender and the truth of God’s creation.

    The modern day abstraction of role can only be confusing, mystifying and destructive to the younger generation.

    It took Christianity and fatherhood to find my feet as a real man. Up until then a liberal-minded father, family and a disconnected community had left me feeling lost and incomplete.

    Thanks to God’s Amazing Grace!

  5. As one who is lactose intolerant, I have a legitimate prejudice against milkshakes, Bill. So, if I’m going to suffer through an ‘episode’ I choose malts, as they are richer and yummier.

    This begs the question, are you now a malt-o-phobe? Do you have issues with malt powder? May it never be. Besides, I thought you were a duckbilled platypus. Nevertheless, I must say, “Right on, great article.”

  6. Go Katy! My daughter and I just started to read “the privilege of being a woman”. It is so important to thankfully exult in the privilege of whatever God made us, knowing it is unique and for a good purpose. Mat 19:4 comes to mind with all this debate. There are some things over which we do not have the final say, but we walk and work within the boundaries. Nobody would argue that Mathematics is such a case. I like what Brendan O’Neil said “we are brokers of marriage’ and likewise we are brokers of all those truths which God put in place for our good and to prevent exactly what is happening, namely confusion. These confusions will catch their victims and choke them to death. By the way, my bible says “love rejoices in the truth” 1 Cor 13. Whatever happened to that one?

    Ah, Bill, I don’t mind you turning into a milkshake if you like but a talking one? Isn’t that a bit rich and sort of our of the natural parameters of a milkshake? Not even Narnia had one of those. Many blessings
    Ursula Bennett

  7. As to who should use what toilet, I think these trans people should at least use the disabled toilets as they are already unisex and mostly single rooms with less oportunity of meeting other users who could be put out or at least confused by the whole thing.
    Many blessings
    Ursula Bennett

  8. And Ursula, being “trans” is a form of disability anyway albeit a mental one!

    Ewan McDonald, Victoria

  9. But William Shakespeare had already rehearsed this lunacy over four centuries ago.

    It is patently discriminatory to allow a tiny minority to have the power to redefine gender or sexual orientation. This human right in the name of equality must be extended to every man woman and child. Moreover it must not be limited to gender and sexual orientation but the whole of reality. If I want my cat to be identified as a dog or wardrobe that should be my human right, let alone calling the sun the moon.

    David Skinner UK

  10. Bill, I’ve said this before, but I am always amazed at how surprised you seem to be by all this lunacy. Outraged, yes – who wouldn’t be outraged by PP’s evil acts? But none of this should come as a shock to anyone who has read the NT. It’s what happens when civilisations, maybe worlds, come to an end. Why not leave these people to their madness and write something more positive about how we should live in these times?

  11. When people forget about God, they don’t believe nothing, they believe anything.

  12. You can’t make this stuff up folks!
    So a man with male genitals gets to be ‘Woman of the Year’.
    Methinks the older generation feminists are getting into trouble with the younger feminists over issues of this sort. Germaine Greer is a case in point. She adamantly asserts that Jenner is indeed male. This means that any of us (feminists or not) insisting that Bruce is -er- Bruce and NOT Caitlyn will inevitably attract a new ad hominem epithet to their honour roll, namely that of ‘transphobic’.

    By the way Bill, to help us all identify correctly with your newly revealed self-identification, tell us please are you a strawberry, vanilla or chocolate milkshake?

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